Ten Commandments-Texas Style


To make the 10 Commandments as understandable as possible, here they are rephrased. Be smart as a whippersnapper ‘bout it.

Just one God

Honor your Ma and Pa

No telling tales or gossipin’

Git yourself the Sunday meeting

Put nothin’ before God

No foolin’ “round with another feller’s gal

No plann’ to kill no buddy

Watch yer mouth

Don’t swipe what ain’t yers

Don’t hankerin’ for yer buddy’s stuff

Now this ain’t hard to do is it? God says you do one of these you broke them all. ‘Member to ask furgiveness right often if’n yer is real smart in thar head.

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