To make the 10 Commandments as understandable as possible, here they are rephrased. Be smart as a whippersnapper ‘bout it.
Just one God
Honor your Ma and Pa
No telling tales or gossipin’
Git yourself the Sunday meeting
Put nothin’ before God
No foolin’ “round with another feller’s gal
No plann’ to kill no buddy
Watch yer mouth
Don’t swipe what ain’t yers
Don’t hankerin’ for yer buddy’s stuff
Now this ain’t hard to do is it? God says you do one of these you broke them all. ‘Member to ask furgiveness right often if’n yer is real smart in thar head.