Here are suggestions if you would like to be perfectly miserable!
- Think only about yourself.
- Talk only about yourself.
- Use “I” as often as possible.
- Mirror yourself continually in the opinion of others.
- Listen greedily to what people say about you.
- Expect to be appreciated and greatly disappointed if you are not.
- Be suspicious.
- Be sensitive to when people slight you.
- Never forget criticism and think over and over about what was said.
- Trust no one but yourself even though you are a needy person.
- Demand for people to respect you, especially if you do not deserve it.
- Expect others to agree with your views on everything-manipulate them so they do agree.
- If people are not grateful to you for any favors you do for them become resentful.
- Never forget services you may have rendered to others-remind them much later after the fact.
- Be on the lookout for a good time for yourself regardless if it is not a good time for others.
- Be jealous by jumping to conclusions even if there is no reason to be so.
- Shirk your duties if you can because you believe that is your right.
- Do as little as possible for other people while you expect them to do much for you.
- Love yourself supremely as someone better than others.
- Be selfish.
NOTE: these behaviors will guarantee you to be miserable and be a problem for others. Do the opposite of these twenty suggestions and you will likely enjoy blessings. Incorporate the reverse of these behaviors to learn how to have a happy life. Pray to God for his help to overcome any of these personality flaws.
