keep your funny bone intact on thinking of these ideas
Pastor
able to leap tall buildings in a single bound;
is more powerful than a locomotive;
is faster than a speeding bullet;
walks on water;
gives policies to God
associate pastor
is able to leap short buildings in a single bound;
is as powerful as a switch engine;
is just as fast as a speeding bullet;
walks on water if it is calm;
talks to God
educational direct
leaps short buildings with a running start;
it’s almost as powerful as a switch engine;
is faster than a speeding BB;
walks on water if he knows where the stones are;
talks with God if a special request is approved before hand
music direct
clears a camping tent by swinging on a tree limb;
loses race with the locomotive;
can fire a speeding bullet;
swims well;
is occasionally addressed by God
youth director
runs into small buildings searching for teenagers;
recognizes locomotives two out of three times;
once used a squirt gun in college;
mumbles to himself while planning activities;
church secretary
lifts buildings to walk under them;
kicks locomotives off the track;
catches speeding bullets in her teeth;
freezes water with a single glance;
when God speaks, she replies, “May I ask who’s calling?”
Although this is done with tongue-in-cheek, and with greater awareness and appreciation for those who serve in the church, the description might be rather accurate for some people we have known. To all those who serve, we say thank you for answering the call of God and the church.
